QBP Award ?

Having had their brains thoroughly boiled, poached and scrambled over the last few months by such terms as Overcalling, Ruffing, Finessing, Declarer, Dummy, Majors/Minors, Balanced/Unbalanced etc and furthermore, having reached the required state of bemusement, befuddlement and bewilderment, these Graduates are hereby granted the Title of Q.B.P. (Qualified Bridge Player)